Airport Adventures:
ADELAIDE AIRPORT

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"weird things happen while waiting for a delayed plane to undelay itself for 7 hours at the most. passengers coming off the plane, hair all over the place, kids grumpy as anything.. enough for you to run and hide (not that my kids behaved like that! yeah right!!!). well the most weird thing i ever saw was a lady who was waiting at the same delayed plane terminal as myself and she had to go straight to a meeting once she got to her destination delayed or not she was the manager of the company she worked as, probably marketing of some sort with the amount of shaving cream she put onto herself while waiting ot board. no kidding! this lady was running late for her plane the taxi was late waste of time hurrying anyhow cos we werent going anywhere adn she decided to groom herself right next to me. brushing her hair and sticking rollers in was fine. brusing teeth and rinsing her mouth out with bottled spring water and spitting it out into hte dustbin was a tiny bit fine but when she pulled of her tracksuit to show her undies and bras i tried hard not to look my kids making commments at her wats she doing mummy? did she forget to dress? she put on her office out fit before she put on her sockings go out a razor and i thought oh no no way! she smothered shaving cream up and down her legs and shaves her legs leaning over the dustbin to pour yet another bottle of spring water over the disposable razor to rinse it and shave away! then i hear oh shit i have thrush! get out her cream and well yea did thaaat and i just picked up my belongions and just left saying to her there is a time a place to do that not here in front of children! needless to say securty saw wat happened and made their way down to her and carted her off for indecent disposure! i thought that it was disgusting she made the flight and glared at me! so there u go really bad!!"