by Handallyingharry
After three days I had multivitamin poisoning and sugar diabetes.
“This was when I found out how valuable multivitamins are to the diet ‘coz I had not eaten for four days before I got to the airport and then they would not accept my travel cheques, and I had another three days to wait. I had a bottle of 30 multivits to eke out and it was surprising what a kick I got from each one of them. Also there was a bar where nobody ever ate the sugar, and I got into the habit of grabbing it as soon as the customer did not use it. After 24 hours a bloke came along and wanted his suger back ‘cos he noticed I had grabbed it the day before. how mean can u get; but he ha da good larf, in a funny language.
After three days I had multivitamin poisoning and sugar diabetes but after five airline lunches which had no fibre in them I felt as right as…. well I sat there for five hours when I got home… I’m alright now. That was 20 years ago.”