by a traveller
I stood up and found that the chair was covered in doo-doo and feces.
“(Terminal 2) – Well where do I start with my foul evening…. I guess dinner would be the best place. After a gluttonous dinner at one of the airport restaurants I felt like quite the sloth, so I decided to find a place to take a little cat nap. Unbeknownst to me this cat nap would also involve some cat crap. I sat down in a chair and began to doze off. However, I could not seem to ignore the foul smell that surrounded me. I stood up and found that the chair was covered in doo-doo and feces. Seeing as thought I only had one pair of pants with me I prayed that they had not been soiled. NO SUCH LUCK. I moved seats and sat in a furious daze for the next 10 hours. To make matters worse, I had a seat next to a gorgeous girl for the direct flight to London. Right when I sat down I got one of those don’t talk to me you creepy pervert looks and decided that sitting loathing myself would be a better choice than speaking to her. Thanks a lot Los Angeles, I will hate you forever. “