AIRPORT ADVENTURES

Next time you're stuck at the airport, try to remember some of our reader's airport adventures (and misadventures) and you may soon realize that your own situation is not so bad after all.

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Warning: a few of the adventures in this section use some "colourful" language and are situations that are not intended for the Disney Channel audience or people without a sense of humour.

Proceed at your own discretion.

AGADIR AIRPORT
"I once had an interesting experience in Agadir Airport. My flight had left without me on it and it was late at night. The place was closing down and lots of sleazy geezers were eyeballing me. Some English guys were hanging round so I shuffled up to them. Then I settled in for long wait for news from the absent airline staff. We drank some beers and nuts and someone had olives. In morning I woke up (cold n stiff) and went to look for a bog. No such luck. I was beginning to feel very rumbally and was fearing I'd sh!t my pants. (it was morocco) One of the English guys was also looking very anxious. The door to the bogs we found were locked and when we tried to force it a guard with his pistol in his hand told us to stop (or something). I went out to the carpark where the rentals were and exploded behind some cars. The English guy wasn't so lucky. He just had to let it fly and had a very undignified time. The by very soon opened up the washroom. His mates didn't help.

But i bet they got it later themselves. I gave up on trying to get a flight that day ( for a realistic price) and booked back into the beach club for 2 days. Flew out with a load of tourists."

by ?

last updated: 15 Jan 2012

Addis Ababa Airport - an airport that provide visitors with personal security guards
Adelaide Airport - is the gate area really the most appropriate place for personal grooming?
Agadir Airport - the most embarrassing thing to happen when you REALLY need to go to the bathroom.
Aitu Airport - limited services in a small airport.
Amsterdam Schiphol Airport - ever had sex in the airport?
Amsterdam Schiphol Airport - sometimes its the interesting people that make for great adventures
Ashgabat Airport - something you don't want to see as your bag is on the carousel
Athens El Venizelos Airport - 10 in 10 doctors would not recommend this airport diet
Athens El Venizelos Airport - where is the best place to shave your legs in the terminal?
Atlanta Hartsfield Jackson Airport - finding a use for Post-It notes in the airport
Bangalore Airport - you may appreciate the annoying CNN loops after witnessing what this traveller did.
Barcelona Reus Airport - luggage transportation from your plane to the terminal can be slow.
Brussels Charleroi Airport - bad luck after sleeping in the chapel. coincidence?
Cagayan de Oro Airport - a surprising third world airport bathroom.
Cairo Airport - unforgettable bathroom experiences.
Calgary Airport - what would you do if you saw someone bleeding in their sleep?
Cancun Airport - "keep the pesos, just get your gun out of my face".
Caracas Airport - just give the guy your watch!
Cardiff Airport - has anyone found a bag of dirty laundry?
Cardiff Airport - when you are homeless for the night, it only makes sense to befriend other homeless people.....right?
Chennai Airport - jolly good times.
Chicago Midway Airport - camping in the airport.
Chicago O'Hare Airport - dirty talk in the bathrooms.
Chisinau Airport - according to this traveller all you need is money to bribe your way to the gate on time.
Christchurch Airport - a child's first memory of getting stuck in the airport
Dakar Airport - sleeping in a taxi at your gate.
Dallas-Fort Worth Airport - Here's a heart-warming tale of nice security for once!
Dallas-Fort Worth Airport - a touching story of someone who helps a stranger.
Detroit Airport - "has the air traffic control forgetton about us?"
Dhaka Airport - the ashtrays are not used for what you think they should be used for.
Dhaka Airport - escaping third world airports.
Dnipropetrovsk Airport - barter away some of your unwanted possessions when asked for bribes
Douala Airport - One word for a modest experienced traveller.... terrifying.
Dubai Airport - tips for gaining access to airport lounges.
Frankfurt International - only a few people have ever reported being robbed in the middle of the night
Geneva Airport - don't go wondering around outside after midnight
Glasgow Prestwick - security was a little relaxed here back pre-9/11
Glasgow - always check which airport you are departing from
Goteburg Airport - who better to give advice on where to sleep than the local homeless.
Guangzhou - when the conveyor belt stops working, how else are you suppose to get your luggage?
Hammerfest Airport - looking for a place to stay in the middle of the night after your airport closes.
Helsinki Vantaa Airport - need a place to stay for 9 days? Try your local airport....
Islamabad Airport - this man is none to pleased about the airport's food quality.
Jakarta Airport - one family's adventure in the Jakarta airport
Kabul Airport - nowhere to sleep during a war.
Khartoum Airport - warm greetings from the armed welcoming committee.
Kingman Airport - why not go for a leisurely stroll on the tarmac?
Kolkata Airport - GPS devices will be helpful if you take the public bus to the airport.
Kiev Airport - the staff tell you to clean the bathroom yourself if you don't like it.
Kuala Lumpur Airport - remember to call ahead and check the fumigation schedule before your stay.
Kuwait City Airport - always remember to flush
Lagos Airport - one word.....SCARY
London Heathrow Airport - floor sweepers can be a hazard to an airport sleeper's life.
London Heathrow Airport - dealing with other travellers who take over your sleeping spot
London Heathrow Airport - there are times when you will want to hear the announcements...
London Heathrow Airport - an airport that apologizes for blocked up toilets
London Heathrow Airport - the worst noise an airport sleeper is faced with: construction and fire alarm testing
Los Angeles Airport - be the envy of your fellow airport sleepers and go to the airport prepared for the stay!
Los Angeles Airport - waking up to a carrasing touch....of someone you probably don't want to know
Los Angeles Airport - who let the cats out?
Luxembourg Airport - two solo female travellers finding companionship during their homeless situation at the airport
Lviv Airport - donating to the baggage inspector's favourite charity
Milan Malpensa - sleeping in airports with a child
Milan Malpensa - sweet talking your way into an airline lounge
Minneapolis Airport - the dangers of sleeping on seats with armrests.
Moscow Sheremetyevo - is arriving at Sheremetyevo ever easy?
Mumbai Airport - Remember this when you meet a Notip employee.
Mumbai Airport - even Mother Theresa slept in the airport.
Munich Airport - Don't mess with this traveller!
Nadi Airport - now here is an airport with an interesting welcoming committee
Nashville Airport - imagine being "too dirty" to board a flight
Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport - try not to arrive in Paris on a windy day!
Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport - a reason you may want to avoid sleeping on the floor.
Paris CDG Airport - "sure I'll let you know what I think about this airport!"
Paris CDG Airport - even the Parisians think their airport sucks.
Port au Prince - a lot of patience is required to use this airport.
Port Harcourt Airport - what to do when your tourist souvenirs are be considered "African Artifacts".
Port Moresby Airport - how could someone go to the bathroom here?
Prague Airport - I can't imagine this really happened.
Punta Arenas Airport - your avalanche receivers will be the only thing that entertains you at this airport.
Sanaa Airport - not a great endorsement of the airport or the country
San Francisco Airport - Befriend the cleaning crew! They have the tools to make your stay more comfortable
San Francisco Airport - an interesting description of the carpets.
San Francisco Airport - you're never too old to sleep in the airport
Sao Paolo Guarulhos - beware the frequent gate changes
Sao Paulo Congonhas Airport - asking airline staff to translate your situation to security.
Tashkent Airport - apparently this is the best international airport in the ex-Soviet system. Read through to his second visit...
Wichita Airport - "has anyone seen my shoe?"
Winnipeg Airport - go to your local airport and have a sleepover!

Train Station Adventures

Calais Train Station - check your bags thoroughly before giving speeches
Helsinki Train Station - always be prepared with warm clothes!
Milan Train Station - if you're "lucky" a homeless person may offer you a massage
Budapest Train Station - definitely not recommended
Cape Town Train Station - you may want to reconsider hanging out at this place.
Lahore Train Station - constipation inspiring toilets.
Spanish Trains - making your bed in unusual places on the train.
Florence Train Station - not a great place to try to sleep.
New Delhi to Varanasi Overnight Train - you may want to upgrade to first class.
Warsaw Train Station - don't do it!
Bucharest Train Station - there must be better places than this.

More Adventures

Dover to Calais Overnight Ferry - close encounters.
Car Rentals - cheaper than a hotel and more comfortable than a bench.
Blackpool Police Station - the things some people will do for a roof over their head at night.
Bathrooms in China - you've got to be REALLY desperate to want to try this one.